Filmas “Dženiferės kūnas” / Jennifer’s Body
Pavadinimas: Dženiferės kūnas / Jennifer’s Body
Žanras: Siaubo, Komedija
Metai: 2009
Įvertinimas: 
Moterys dar vadinamos silpnąja lytimi, vis dažniau ir dažniau perima vyrų darbą. Čia ne tik monotoniškame mūsų gyvenime, tačiau ir šou biznyje, politikoje, kultūroje ir pan. Trokšta dėmesio? Nenori būti vienišos? Gal. Šį kartą kalbėsime apie vieną iš moteriškos lyties atstovių – Megan Fox, kurį trokšta tik vieno – kraujo.
Siužetas: Vieną vakarą draugės nutaria apsilankyti roko grupės koncerte. Garažuose grojantys vaikinai desperatiškai siekia išgarsėti, o, kaip žinia, tikslas pateisina priemones. Sužinoję apie tam tikrą ritualą, jie nutaria išbandyti šią galimybę. Dainininkus dievinanti Dženiferė “išrenkama” savanore ir vaikinai ją paaukoja nelabajam už kontraktą su muzikos įrašų firma. (obuolys.lt)
Siaubo komedija tai toks, gana slidus žanras. Kodėl? Dažniausiai turinys neatspindi nei vieno iš apibrėžimų t.y. norim pamatyti komediją su siaubo elementais arba atvirkščiai, o turim nei šį nei tą. Kažkaip nepastebėjau nei to siaubo, nei prisijuokiau. Jeigu teko žiūrėti mažo biudžeto ( B rate movies ) siaubo filmus, tai tikriausiai suprantate apie ką aš čia. Prasta vaidyba, lėšų trūkumas geriems efektams, juokingas grimas ir dar daug visko. Taigi būtent toks ir yra „Dženiferės kūnas“. Jis primena tuos neišdirbtus siaubekus, ar komedijas. Kaip pavadinsi taip nepagadinsi. Vistiek gausi kakutį. Taip, filmas tikra nesamonė iš didžiosios N ( turėjau kitų metaforų, bet gana vulgariškų – tai liekam prie šitos ).
Kine nėra jokios rimtos logikos. Tipinis mažabiudžetinis scenarijus, kuriam, net keista, pavyko patekti į didžiuosius ekranus. Vienintelis ale siaubeko išsigelbėjimas buvo Megan Fox, tačiau ji čia nieko nepadėjo, gal net pagadino jau ir taip sumautą vaizdą. Visi priprate matyti ją žurnalo viršeliuose pafotošopintą galės apžiūrėti jos veido nelygumus is visų pusių (ne pats maloniausias vaizdas), bet būtent taip atrodo žvaigždės be kilograminio špakliaus – pripraskit. Ai beje, vaikinai, dėl vieno dalyko galima nueiti į kiną – Fox laižiako su Amanda Seyfried. Juokinga buvo girdėti kaip keturi bachūriukai aptarinėjo filmą prieš įeinant į salę:
A: Tai kad jis nieko gero (apie „Dženiferės kūną“).
B: Gal, bet sakė bus ilgas merginų laižekas.
C: Ooo geras, tai gal jis (filmas) ne toks jau ir lėvas.
Vaidyba – B rango, siužetas – tragiškas, vienintelis doras prieskonis buvo garso takelis. Neerzinantis, linksmas, įsimintinas.
Trumpai: Filmas apskritai beprasmis, tačiau kūrėjai bandė kažkaip jį gelbėti ir pasikvietė Megan Fox, kurį tokiu pasirodymu visiškai jį sugriovė. Idealus pavizdys, kaip nereikia kurti filmų.
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mano nuomone filmas itraukiantis, idomus ir tikrai vertas paziureti. kalbant apie vaidyba, tai abi pagrindines veikejos vertos pagyrimo. nezinau kas renge si filmo aprasyma, bet nusisnekejo tai totaliai, ypac apie vaidyba. gal filmui truko kazko, kad galima butu vien liaupsinti, bet nemanau, kad nusipelno tiek kritikos. galbut jog is pradziu filmo veiksmas tave labai itraukia, o pabaigoj lyg kazko ir pritruksta, bet cia juk siaubiakas, ir kaip tokio zanro filmas, tai tikrai vykes.
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